We don’t drink. It messes with the memory. But we love being clean so we wash using Beer Soap. Containing real lagers and stouts, from Stella to Guinness, each masculine bar is ideal for refreshing your parts before a night on the tiles. But we don’t drink. It messes with the memory.

 Cheese and wine? Old hat! Thanks to this fantastic gift set it’s all about chocolate and wine. Brix Chocolate has been specifically created to complement wine, and even comes with a special knife and chopping board. Cheers…chomp!

 They’re not digital and they’re not dude-ish but DigiDudes are ideal keyring companions for anyone with a camera because the wacky critters open up to become nifty little adjustable tripods. With names like Snot Buster and 1iChomp who can resist?

 Why store valuable data and Death Star plans on flimsy CDs when you use classic Star Wars characters that double up as USB memory sticks? Ultra-cool and highly collectable, Mimobots make other storage solutions look about as hip as a pile of womp rat droppings!

 Life’s too short to remember where you’ve put your iPod/iPhone USB cable. So thank goodness for this nifty little keyring fob that flips open to reveal a short cable with an iPod connector on one end and a USB plug on the other.

 Forget foraging for relevant cables – thanks to Cordies you can keep ‘em organised on your desk without wedging them under monitors or taping them down. These flexible twists of weighted rubber will accommodate several cables, preventing them from sliding into the electro-spaghetti-filled abyss below when disconnected.

 Sick of typing in credit/debit card details every time you shop online? There’s no need thanks to the ultra-secure SmartSwipe. Simply swipe your card and this groundbreaking USB device reads, encrypts and transmits your personal credit card data directly to the online payment page. Take that, Mr Cybervillain!

 You wouldn’t face your deadliest nemesis armed with a plastic spoon, so why face the rain gods brandishing a weedy umbrella? Make like a noble warrior and pull out this quality brolly that boasts a samurai sword-style handle. Hi-yaaa!

 It looks like a traditional leather wallet but this high-tech receptacle features an integrated Faraday Cage to shield your precious plastic from both low and high frequency skimming attacks – increasingly popular fiddles of choice for tech-savvy crooks across the globe.